There is a story of a man who died and went to heaven to find two signs
above different lines. One sign said, "ALL THOSE MEN WHO HAVE BEEN
DOMINATED BY THEIR WIVES, STAND HERE." That line of men seemed
to stretch off through the clouds into infinity.
The 2nd sign read, "ALL THOSE MEN WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN DOMINATED
BY THEIR WIVES, STAND HERE. Underneath the sign stood one man. So the guy
went over to man and ask "what's your secret? Look at the other line all the men
in one line.The man looked around with a puzzled expression and said, "why, I am
not sure I know. My wife just told me to stand here.